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If Darth Vader became an evangelist to atheists

I love the dialogues in various Star Wars movies and cartoons. I wanted to turn some of them into a humorous depiction of Darth Vader turning from the dark side and becoming an evangelist to confront atheists based on his interactions with Luke Skywalker (from the movie- Episode 5- The Empire Strikes Back) and Ahsoka Tano (from Star Wars Rebels) in the fictional Star Wars universe.

Atheist- Nice to see you Vader. I heard you became an evangelist. I thought you were all about the dark side.

Evangelist Vader- You may dispense with the pleasantries. Do you have some time to talk about God?

Couldn't find a meme which was more closer to Christianity. However, I thought this was just being humorous regarding Christian groups like Jehovah's Witnesses. 

Atheist- Vader, you should know better than to trust in some 2,000 year old ancient text called the Bible and believe in an entity which you can't even see. We use science and logic to rationalize what we choose to believe in. We can clearly see evolution at work and it is our father.

Evangelist Vader- Don't be too proud of your evidence based reasoning. The ability to reason in this manner is insignificant next to the power of God (basing your faith on God's word and having His power work in your life).

Atheist- Don't try to frighten us with your religious ways, Vader. You have a sad devotion to that ancient religion which has not helped you in any way.

Evangelist Vader- I find your lack of faith disturbing. It was foretold that people like you would be here (note: refer to Matthew 10:16). Our long-awaited meeting has come at last. We need not be adversaries. God will show you mercy if you repent and put your faith in Him. Tell me where the remaining atheists can be found.

Atheist- Why? So you can send your evangelists (note: in contrast to the Inquisitors in Star Wars) to "enlighten" them also? I was beginning to believe that I can reason against you with evidence based reasoning and convince you Bible thumpers to turn to atheism, but it's impossible. We atheists could never be as irrational as you.

Evangelist Vader- My old sinful and unbelieving nature (dark side which was characterized by fear, anger, hate, etc.) was weak, Jesus Christ destroyed Him on the cross. Your destiny lies with me, atheist.  Satan knew this to be true.

Atheist- No!

Evangelist Vader- It is useless to resist.  Don't let yourself be destroyed as other atheists have. There is no escape.  Don't make God destroy you in eternity.  You do not yet realize your importance.  You have only begun to discover your purpose.  Join us, believers, and we will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the earth.

Atheist- I'll never join you!

Evangelist Vader- If you only knew the power of God. Satan never told you regarding what God's power is about (refer to 1 Corinthians 1:18-31) and who your Father is.

If only you atheists knew the power of God!

Atheist- I don't know who Satan is nor do I believe in his existence. However, people like Richard Dawkins have told me enough! He told me that Evolution is my father.

I think this is an example similar to how a Jedi's mind can turn to the dark side (i.e. their minds becoming dark and confused). Compare the above quote with  Acts 17:27-28 and Colossians 1:17. Refer also to Romans 1:21-22. 

Evangelist Vader- No. God is your Father.

Atheist (shocked and looks at Vader in utter disbelief)- No. No. That's not true! That's impossible!

Evangelist Vader- Search your conscience. You know it to be true.

Atheist- No! No! No!

Evangelist Vader- Atheist, you can foil the plan of Satan to deceive mankind and take them down with him to eternal destruction. He knows this. It is your destiny.  Join us believers, and together we can rule the universe in eternity with God- as Father and children.  Come with us.  It is the only way. Know the power of God which destroys your human wisdom and evidence based reasoning. The power of God is the message of the cross of Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ is the power and wisdom of God. It is useless to ask for miraculous signs and/or scientific evidence to quench your evidence based reasoning to perceive God by your physical senses. God has already revealed His invisible qualities (i.e. His eternal power and divine nature) through His creation- everything He has made in our environment and universe (refer to Romans 1:20). He desires you to perceive Him by your own spirit (inner being) through faith. Science and technology has enabled you to perceive what used to be invisible to your naked eye (ex. living microorganisms). How many atheists have died in the past not knowing the existence of such things because they were never convinced through evidence based reasoning? How much has science and technology (which they rely on for their reasoning) still not discovered in this universe? How many continue to die in vain because they choose to keep themselves stuck psychologically/spiritually (through evidence based reasoning) from ever knowing God? Don't let yourself be destroyed like them.

1 Corinthians 1:18-31 (NLT):
 The message of the cross is foolish to those who are headed for destruction! But we who are being saved know it is the very power of God. 19 As the Scriptures say,

I will destroy the wisdom of the wise
    and discard the intelligence of the intelligent.”

20 So where does this leave the philosophers, the scholars, and the world’s brilliant debaters? God has made the wisdom of this world look foolish. 21 Since God in his wisdom saw to it that the world would never know him through human wisdom, he has used our foolish preaching to save those who believe. 22 It is foolish to the Jews, who ask for signs from heaven. And it is foolish to the Greeks, who seek human wisdom. 23 So when we preach that Christ was crucified, the Jews are offended and the Gentiles say it’s all nonsense.

24 But to those called by God to salvation, both Jews and Gentiles, Christ is the power of God and the wisdom of God. 25 This foolish plan of God is wiser than the wisest of human plans, and God’s weakness is stronger than the greatest of human strength.

26 Remember, dear brothers and sisters, that few of you were wise in the world’s eyes or powerful or wealthy when God called you. 27 Instead, God chose things the world considers foolish in order to shame those who think they are wise. And he chose things that are powerless to shame those who are powerful. 28 God chose things despised by the world, things counted as nothing at all, and used them to bring to nothing what the world considers important. 29 As a result, no one can ever boast in the presence of God.

30 God has united you with Christ Jesus. For our benefit God made him to be wisdom itself. Christ made us right with God; he made us pure and holy, and he freed us from sin. 31 Therefore, as the Scriptures say, “If you want to boast, boast only about the Lord.”

Acts 17:16-34 (NLT):
 While Paul was waiting for them in Athens, he was deeply troubled by all the idols he saw everywhere in the city. 17 He went to the synagogue to reason with the Jews and the God-fearing Gentiles, and he spoke daily in the public square to all who happened to be there.

18 He also had a debate with some of the Epicurean and Stoic philosophers. When he told them about Jesus and his resurrection, they said, “What’s this babbler trying to say with these strange ideas he’s picked up?” Others said, “He seems to be preaching about some foreign gods.”

19 Then they took him to the high council of the city. “Come and tell us about this new teaching,” they said. 20 “You are saying some rather strange things, and we want to know what it’s all about.” 21 (It should be explained that all the Athenians as well as the foreigners in Athens seemed to spend all their time discussing the latest ideas.)

22 So Paul, standing before the council, addressed them as follows: “Men of Athens, I notice that you are very religious in every way, 23 for as I was walking along I saw your many shrines. And one of your altars had this inscription on it: ‘To an Unknown God.’ This God, whom you worship without knowing, is the one I’m telling you about.

24 “He is the God who made the world and everything in it. Since he is Lord of heaven and earth, he doesn’t live in man-made temples, 25 and human hands can’t serve his needs—for he has no needs. He himself gives life and breath to everything, and he satisfies every need. 26 From one man he created all the nations throughout the whole earth. He decided beforehand when they should rise and fall, and he determined their boundaries.

27 “His purpose was for the nations to seek after God and perhaps feel their way toward him and find him—though he is not far from any one of us. 28 For in him we live and move and exist. As some of your own poets have said, ‘We are his offspring.’ 29 And since this is true, we shouldn’t think of God as an idol designed by craftsmen from gold or silver or stone.

30 “God overlooked people’s ignorance about these things in earlier times, but now he commands everyone everywhere to repent of their sins and turn to him. 31 For he has set a day for judging the world with justice by the man he has appointed, and he proved to everyone who this is by raising him from the dead.”

32 When they heard Paul speak about the resurrection of the dead, some laughed in contempt, but others said, “We want to hear more about this later.” 33 That ended Paul’s discussion with them, 34 but some joined him and became believers. Among them were Dionysius, a member of the council, a woman named Damaris, and others with them.

Colossians 1:15-23 (NLT):
Christ is the visible image of the invisible God.
    He existed before anything was created and is supreme over all creation,
16 for through him God created everything
    in the heavenly realms and on earth.
He made the things we can see
    and the things we can’t see
such as thrones, kingdoms, rulers, and authorities in the unseen world.
    Everything was created through him and for him.
17 He existed before anything else,
    and he holds all creation together.
18 Christ is also the head of the church,
    which is his body.
He is the beginning,
    supreme over all who rise from the dead.
    So he is first in everything.
19 For God in all his fullness
    was pleased to live in Christ,
20 and through him God reconciled
    everything to himself.
He made peace with everything in heaven and on earth
    by means of Christ’s blood on the cross.
21 This includes you who were once far away from God. You were his enemies, separated from him by your evil thoughts and actions. 22 Yet now he has reconciled you to himself through the death of Christ in his physical body. As a result, he has brought you into his own presence, and you are holy and blameless as you stand before him without a single fault.

23 But you must continue to believe this truth and stand firmly in it. Don’t drift away from the assurance you received when you heard the Good News. The Good News has been preached all over the world, and I, Paul, have been appointed as God’s servant to proclaim it.

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